Boy: May i hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it isn’t heavy
Girl: Say u love me! Say u love me!
Boy: You love me
Girl: If we become engaged will you give a ring?
Boy: sure, wht’s your phone number
Girl: i think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: then, marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.
Girl: darling, i want to dance like this forever
Boy: Don’t you ever want to improve??
Boy: I love you and i could die for u!
Girl: How soon?
Nicole: have u ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
Ash: i did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
Man: u remind me of sea.
Woman: because i’m wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: NO, u make me sick
Wife: u tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband: you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
Sharon: john says im pretty. Peter says i’m ugly. Wht do u think Andy?
Andy: a bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
Teacher: “what do u call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil: “ a teacher”
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