Collection of cute notes

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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

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Yes... 
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain 
I say its a long story when it's really not 
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...

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Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. So Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world, then Nelly woke up and said, "Phew, it was just a dream!!" (: ☺

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Today my 7 year old cousin gave her 5 year old brother a kiss on the cheek. After she walked away, I saw him rubbing the spot where she had kissed him. I asked if he was wiping the kiss off. He said "no, I'm rubbing in it so it gets to my heart faste

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I am a girl. When I'm not around people I wear huge tshirts and sweatpants,no make up, dont brush my hair, i drink out of the orange juice carton, I watch random crap on TV...like if you're one of those girls who acts like a guy sometimes

Ø  12 year old boy: Hey dad, I got a girlfriend! Dad: Good for you boy, I'm proud of you! 17 year old girl: Hey dad, I got a boyfriend!!! :D Dad: Oh no you didn't **loads up shotgun**

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We're all going to feel like we're in love at some point, we're all going to have our hearts broken once. At some point, we'll feel like we want to die, and another time in our lives, we'll want to burst of happiness. We'll make new friends and forget our other friends. You'll feel like you've been ignored at one point, and like you have too much attention at another. We'll all have that day when we think we look fantastic and a day when we think that we are the ugliest thing in the world.
Life has it's ups and downs, but it's totally worth it in the end.

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Lost your pen = no pen 
No pen = no notes 
No notes = no study 
No study = Fail 
Fail = no diploma 
No diploma = no work 
No work = no money 
No money = no food 
No food = skinny 
Skinny = ugly 
Ugly = no love 
No love = no marriage 
No marriage = no children 
No children = alone 
Alone = depression 
Depression = sickness 
Sickness = death 

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die ;) ====è I know it’s far fetch but like it though

And the romantic one! Very touchy

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True Love: A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle...
GIRL: "Slow down, we're going to fast. I'm scared!"
BOY: "Come on, don't worry. I know what i'm doing, your having fun right?"
GIRL: "NO. Please stop. I'm really scared!!!"
BOY: "Then tell me you love me
GIRL: "I LOVE YOU! now please slow down."
BOY: "Give me a hug"
*GIRL HUGS HIM*
BOY" "can you help me out here? take my helmet off me and put it on you? it's bugging me".
In the paper the next day...A motorcycle has crashed into a building due to break failure. Two people found, but only one survived. TRUTH... halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know...instead he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant he would die...that's TRUE LOVE♥